the thought of making a house a home with a girl literally will not leave my mind. like picking our bedroom color, what kind of kitchen we’re going to have, our bathroom theme, are we going to have a garden, what type of flowers or foods will we have, will we have a little library or game room? don’t even get me started on painting together and choosing the furniture omg
from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:
senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
“customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.
I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt’s going.
ALT
ALT
ALT
ALT
ALT